Just pretend

Hubby and I are sitting at the dining room table.

Me: You didn’t call me today.

Hubby: What?

Me: You didn’t call me today for break or lunch.

Hubby: (Scoots his chair over close and whispers in my ear) I’m not at work today. (He then scoots his chair back)

Me: I know but you still didn’t call me.

Hubby: (Scoots his chair close and whispers in my ear again) I know. That’s ‘cause I’m not at work today. (He scoot his chair back)

Me: You still didn’t call me. You could just pretend.

Hubby: Fine. Ring, ring, ring.

Me: That’s not your ring.

Hubby: Ring, ring, ring.

Me: THAT’S NOT YOUR RING! WHO THE *%$@ IS THIS? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY HUSBAND?!

(Hubby loses it)

Me: (Singing Hubby’s ringtone for me) I do, want you to know I hold you up above everyone.

Hubby: Hello?

Me: Hi Baby. How are you?

Hubby: Why are you calling me at work?

Me: (Scoots my chair over to Hubby and whispers in his ear) You're not at work today.


*This is how Hubby and I play around. :)